Blame the piece of Eden!

i-am-manhole-cover:

okay i’m kinda upset

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You know…I’m gonna go on a limb here and figure this is about me…

Is there one person here who ever dyed his/her hair? If yes, which colour?

Anonymous

So do you ever consume anyone else to be them while having sex with Altair?

Anonymous

Alex: No, and I don’t intend to either :/

Alty (Can I call you Alty?), Robert De Sable harassing you?

Anonymous

THE ASK BOX IS NOW CLOSED/HAPPY BDAY TO THE ADMIN

See you guys in two weeks, I’ll try and provide content in between when I can, until then if you wish to send happy birthday messages or such to me then you can use my personal blog which is here :)

Until next time!

Jade xx

mashyspikeplate:

Spent some time yesterday and today doing this. Hope this hasn’t already been done!

Altair:…I have no words for this…*Faceplams*

rotzloeffel:

Oh look, I even got eyes!

[INSANE SCREECHING] Oh dear god you are theBest Alex Cosplayer I;ve ever seen! HAVE MY BABIES!

Alex, did you know that if a person is in a place with very clean air (say: Masyaf in 1191) and going to a place with heavily polluted air (New York, for example), the air can cause breathing problems, heart and tumor?

Anonymous

Alex: I’m a scientist, well ex- scientist, of COURSE I knew that, Altair had adapted to New York environment pretty well though, nothing seems to bring him down, besides if something was up I’d know.

"Horatio, that Assassin can walk over water, just like Jesus!" - "Looks like he.... *puts sunglasses on* ... is hydrophobic." YEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! (Just had to make that joke. I hope you know CSI Miami... xD )

Anonymous

Desmond:…Don’t mind him, he;s bee kinda irritable recently, and he doesn’t like having he own personal fears brought up, so don’t say anything he takes to heart ^_^

I haven’t been well, and I’ve been too busy to post anything recently so…Have some BAMF Altair ^^

Hay Alex do you or your son (if you have one) live next to my grandmothers and grandfathers?

Anonymous

Altair: Huh…Not that I know of…they are still stuck in the 12th century, however I did go and visit them when the Doctor left his TARDIS here, that was nice :)

Altaïr, What happen if you wake up in a spacial station in 2185 and you are forced to work with templars (Cerberus, search more information in Mass Effect 2)?

Anonymous

Did one of you play Pokemon??! *-*

Anonymous

tognabologna:

i couldn’t resist.
i’m currently dying.

Altair: I respect you find Ezio as your personal favourite but do not belittle others for having a different opinion…you sound much like a templr TheRunaller and I WILL find you if you turn out to be one…be warned.

Hay Altaïr do you have a daughter? Because if you do I think I am.

Anonymous

Altair: I don’t have any daughters :/, only the two sons I sired with Maria, and they are both long dead back in the 12th century, so please do not come here with false claims or I’ll actually let Alex eat you.