Blame the piece of Eden!, Alex, had you ever had sex with Ezio, Shaun or Desmond? Ezio, did you do Lucy, Dana and Rebecca? Altair, is Alex fun in bed? Desmond, what’s the feeling of seeing your ancestors mingling in your time? And Shaun, when will you open up to Rebecca?

Alex, had you ever had sex with Ezio, Shaun or Desmond? Ezio, did you do Lucy, Dana and Rebecca? Altair, is Alex fun in bed? Desmond, what's the feeling of seeing your ancestors mingling in your time? And Shaun, when will you open up to Rebecca?

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Alex:…
Altair:…-_____-
Dana: O.O *Drops glass of juice and it shatters over the floor*
Lucy and Rebbeca: *Blinks*
Shaun: This has to be one of the most disturbing questions we’ve ever been asked -_-
Alex: Uhm, no no and NO to all of those questions! I’m taken and if you didn’t notice by out marriage licence floating around i am now MARRIED! Besides, Ezio gets on my nerves Shaun has a stick up his ass and Desmond is a pussy
Desmond: Hey!
Alex: Well you ARE!
Ezio: Well I’ve flirted with them all but nothing serious happened *Shrugs*
Altair: *Flushes under his hood* I’m not answering the questions directed at me! I like what little dignity and privacy i have left thank you very much!
Desmond: I’m sort of used to having them hang around now it can be fun if a little tiresome when they pick on me
Ezio: Its your own fault for making it so easy XD

Shaun: What do you mean by open up? We’ve been friends seven bloody years how much more open do you want me to be?

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