Blame the piece of Eden!
Hey, Alex, my friend has an OCvirus and, apparently, is also a Spartan from Halo (not that it's important know). She said to me that he was your descendant in some very impossible way that's too complicated to explain (no, seriously, it took her an hour-and-a-half to explain it to me). Got any thoughts on this? Would you like to meet him? Oh, and hello, Leo! I giveith you and Ezio a hug! ...Ah, what the hell, Desmond, join this hug!
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Alex: Your not the first OC character I have heard from and personally I think its down right silly; the Blacklight virus does not work that way! I should know! You can’t just inject someone with it and poof your like me. People who get infected with Blacklight end up like those mindless infected people that you see roaming New York. The chances of anyone becoming a runner like me is 20 million to one and that just for MALES to get infected, if your a girl you have SLIGHTLY better luck, and have a 1 in 10 million chance of being like Greene.

Also I’m married to Altair who is male, unless he suddenly grows a vagina and a womb we cannot have kids that are biologically connected to me, also wouldn’t I just end up infecting the surrogate mother if I did? and before you say “Oh you could turn into a women” Its not happening. EVER. -_-

Also Halo sucks ass and should crash and burn already. Fucking hate that game. -_-

Altair: You done ranting now?
Alex: Do I get to have you sit in my lap?
Altair >///> Yes
Alex; Then Im done! =D *Picks Altair up and sits him in his lap as they watch TV.

Leo: I love giving out hugs! =D  

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