Alex. Why are you so moody? Are you pregnant or something? Are you on your period?
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Alex: I’m not moody! I’m a guy! I don’t HAVE periods! I dont think I can get pregnant-and NO I am NOT going to test that theory for you guys! If I’m moody its because you so called FANS keep trying to steal Altair away from me or try and kidnap me! >w< I’M ALEX MOTHER FUCKING MERCER! DO NOT TAKE WHAT IS MINE! GOT IT!?
Altair:…did you just declare me your possession to the whole internet?
Alex: Yes, maybe some people will get the hint and stop trying to take you away -_- And now I demand sex!
Altair: What! GAH-ALEX!
*connection ends*
(I hope no one takes offence and just gets this is a joke XD I’m not trying to be hateful to anyone, that’s jsut Alex’s reaction to silly questions XD
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